Archive for the ‘Things my husband says..’ Category
In some random conversation, Hubby and I were talking about what age we met each other.
He had just turned 30. I was 27.
The conversation then progressed into the following…
Me: And it was all downhill from there.
Me: How sad, you could at least say something nicer..
Hubby: Yes dear. It was all UPHILL from there. Me: ….
Somehow, that didn’t seem like a nicer response….
After watching a commercial about eHarmony.com that featured speed dating.
Me: I never tried speed dating..
Hubby: Me neither. We should do it.
Hubby: Ya, we should do it and see who will get more numbers at the end of the night.
Gotta love our competitive spirit…
I haven’t had a post like this for a LOOOOOONG time. Not because my husband isn’t saying anything blog-worthy, but because I can never remember what he says by the time I’m ready to sit down at my computer and blog about it.
It must be residual “prego-brain” but I have heard that it never really goes away…
The other night, I had a headache…
Hubby: You know, when I get a stomachache, that usually means my stomach is empty. So, if you have a headache, that might mean that your head…
I didn’t even let him finish that thought.. we just started laughing and laughing.. so much that M started laughing, even though I’m pretty sure she didn’t know what was going on.. she just wanted to laugh.
I hope I start remembering more of the “things my husband says..” He’s such a comedian.. NOT!
I keep telling Hubby that he should sing songs to Little M. Unfortunately, Hubby hasn’t really had much experience, or practice, singing to little kids.. here’s an example.
Hubby: Old MacDonald had a car..
Me: Old MacDonald had a FARM..
Hubby: He had a tractor!
At least he’s trying..
- Things my husband says.. about baby bodily functions.. (artsyprincess.wordpress.com)
- Things my husband says.. on why we’re NOT doing a 3d ultrasound.. (artsyprincess.wordpress.com)
- Things my husband says.. about Facebook.. (artsyprincess.wordpress.com)
- Things my husband says.. while we walk.. (artsyprincess.wordpress.com)
- Things my husband says.. about the miracle of life.. (artsyprincess.wordpress.com)
I like to think of Little M as being super efficient.. she tends to do her poops while she’s eating.. it’s an efficient system.. but this is what hubby thinks..
Hubby: She poops and eats at the same time..
Me: Yup.. she’s efficient!
Hubby: That’s like me bringing my dinner plate into the bathroom..
Me: Well, geez.. if you put it in those terms.. it’s gross..
Hubby: That’s pretty much what it is..
Thanks Hubby, it was totally cute until you turned it into “adult” terms..
The city we live in was part of the huge power outage that affected Southern California, Mexico and Arizona.. it was a little nerve wrecking dealing with it and having a newborn, but I think we survived it fairly well..
Me: That power outage drove me nuts.. it was bored out of my mind!!
Hubby: That power outage was easy.. I could do it again..
Me: That’s cuz you slept through 90% of it!
I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt and say he was just adjusting to the sleep deprivation.. not because he’s a sleepyhead..