Toddlers & Tiaras – M style
Posted March 22, 2014on:
I used to LOVE watching Toddlers & Tiaras. Not because I aspired to have a pageant kid, but because the show is just so outrageous!
I always thought the sassy walks were fun and the facial expressions were just entertaining.
I used to tell myself that if I had a daughter, I’d teach her those things because I thought it would be funny to see.
Last night was the night.
I bought a couple of new outfits for M and I was trying them on her. She started walking around and I knew that was my moment.
I walk over to her and show her the sassy walk. I start saying, “Sassy walk, sassy walk, sassy walk..” while doing it to make it seem like a fun thing to do.
Just like I imagined, she started to copy me. It was cute.. sorta.
Apparently, her “sassy walk” resembles Godzilla trampling over the city of Tokyo. No joke.
So much for the dream…