Posted August 15, 2013on:
I know I’m old.
I’m entering my mid-thirties, and I can feel it.
I’m old because I have a hard time keeping up with my really active toddler.
I’m old because the loud and perky teenagers at the mall bug me (even though I remember myself being one of those loud and perky teenagers.)
I’m old because the late-teen to early-twenties young people that are super loud in the apartment above me bug me. Sometimes I just want to say “youths” under my breath just like Schmidt did in New Girl. Youths.
I’m old because I don’t like being in large crowds.
I’m old because I hate to wait in lines if I don’t have to.
I’m old because I refuse to wait longer than 20 minutes for a table at a restaurant.
I’m old because I see the kids I used to carry around and baby sit becoming teenagers and adults.
What things make you feel old?!